Hello and welcome to my Lost World Sucks Home Page!!! Let me tell you how this page became; On May the 24 my friend asked me If I wanted to go to the new Jurassic Park movie called the Lost World. Me being a Micheal Crichton fan (he is the author of the book) I said yes. So me and my friend sat down hoping to see a really good movie. But what I actually saw was crap. I can not believe that they could have big Mr. T-Rex running around in San Diego like godzilla with color. Now the next day still emtionally scared from the movie I decideed to make a web-page to protest this movie. So you can e-mail me with your views of the movie at gerren@juno.com.
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10. Did not include charactor called Levine. 9. Stevn Steilberg did not read the book. 8. Did not have enough footage from the high hide. 7. Did not follow the plot of the book. 6. Did not have any footage of the new dinosaur that was in the book. 5. Did not have two kids they only had one which was Malcom's kid. 4. Did not have enough footage about the raptors. 3. They moved the Jurassic Park from Isla Sorna to San Diego. 2. The T-rex got loose in San Diego and acted like godzilla. 1. They are going to make a JP3 :( Here are some new and improved reasons why I hate the Lost World 1. No matter how hard he tried, Jeff Goldblum can't hold up this movie by himself. He only works in an ensemble movie with several people, like Jurassic Park and Independence Day. 2. Goldblum's kid was pretty useless to this story, she didn't do much to move the story forward. 3. Sending the research team to the Island didn't serve any real purpose except for being targets in the upcoming special effects. 4. When the T-Rexes attacked the trailers, they killed the only character that had any worth to this story, the guy who risked his life to save the others. 5. The releasing of the dinosaurs at the Ingen Company camp was an obvious PC ploy, with the guy from Greenpeace freeing the animals. 6. The guy who ran from the minature dinosaurs that attack like pirhanas didn't even put up a real fight to save himself. After running a couple of miles, he just leaps over a log and lets the mini-dinos kill him. 7. When Goldblum and the others reach the old Ingen site on the other side of the island, they're attacked by Velociraptors that weren't even consistent with the ones in the first film. 8. In Jurrassic Park the Velociraptors worked in groups to attack their prey and attacked from the side. In this movie, individuals Raptors attacked from any direction. When the woman scientist was trapped in the room with the kid, why didn't the raptors simply open the door like in the first film? 9. There's no way in hell a 80 to 90 pound kid is going to kick a 200 pound velociraptor out of a window. If this was the real world, it would have sliced her guts open with it's toe claws and ate her. 10. How in the hell did the T-Rex kill all the people on the boat when it arrived in San Diego? There were many inconsistencies, especially the guys arm holding onto the remote button for the trap doors. If the cargo hold operator was already dead, then how could he have pushed the button to trap the T-Rex in the cargo hold so the sniveling lawyer could open the door and let the T-Rex loose on San Diego? 11. The San Diego scene was the cheesiest piece of crap I've seen. In a weak attempt at a joke, a T-Rex was chasing several Japanese business men down the street, an obvious poke at the upcoming Godzilla movie(I hope Emmerich and Devlin make their film worth watching). 12. The T-Rex in the kids back yard seemed to remind me of Steven Speilberg's TV show "Amazing Stories", with the kid waking up in his bed and seeing a T-Rex outside the window. 13. The ending was a surypy happy ending with the old man who made Jurassic Park explaining that "Life will find a way". After seeing that "Money will pay for crap", I was ready to puke at the end of this monstrosity. Oh and One last thing on request of a visitor I am going to start a list people who hate the Lost World.if you want to be in the list please send your name and e-mail address to gerren@juno.com